Where Alexandria
Why Feeling guilty after nearly two weeks of rain-related inactivity, I used a nearby warehouse fashion sale to lure my workmates to lunch at the Simon Johnson café [24A Ralph Street, Alexandria NSW 2015]. As the only one on wheels I had a head start on browsing the racks and braving the lunchtime throng of ladies-who-shop, but the girls soon caught up and before too long the three of us were standing in an indecisive huddle near the cafe counter peering at the small list of specials. Alex asked for the beef pie but it was already sold out, so she settled for the carrot, potato and leek soup. Jacq and I eyed the depleted cabinet of pre-made sandwiches and chose a goats cheese, mushroom and pesto foccaccia and a tandoori chicken wrap.

We took our number and settled at the table furthest from the counter with a ginger, lime and bitters drink to share. This refreshing beverage tasted like Moscow mule without the vodka. Impressed, we waited for our food to arrive. When only two-thirds of it did, the girls waited politely until I urged them not to wait for mine. Then the real disappointments started. The soup, which comes with a big slab of bread, was sadly lukewarm so we sent it back for a blast of heat, and the foccaccia was barely toasted, only a couple of token stripes on top. I tried a bite and it was OK, in a pestoey mushroomy, undertoasted bready way.

Then the soup came back – exactly the same temperature as before. I sampled a spoonful - it tasted fine but fairly bland – thick and carroty without the deep flavour punch of a good leek and potato soup, though I have yet to find one anywhere that’s as good as my mum’s.

While we had a waiter, we asked after the wrap. Some time later it arrived, at which point I had a few regrets about having it toasted – apart from the wait, I could have done without the warm cucumber and the yoghurt dressing dripping onto the plate – oops. But the chicken tasted good, the wilted baby spinach reminded me of happy brunches and the flaky bread benefited from what was in this case a thorough toasting.
Full but unsatisfied, we decided to redeem things by sharing a dessert. And redeem it did, because the olive oil cake was not only a beauty to look at, it was a joy to eat – moist and nutty with a tangy icing on top and a lovely pistachio crust.

• Arrive early to maximise your menu choices and think twice about ordering soup if you like yours hot 'n' steamy. Better still, just come for the cake.
• The regular wares aren’t cheap and the real sales don’t come along very often, but the SJ shop almost always has a central display of gourmet groceries at a good discount – I bagged a couple of treats for a foodie friend’s upcoming birthday (I can’t reveal what though ... she might be reading this!).



















